Network Connectivity Problems

randompandemonium:

soprie:

actionables:

hmm, yoga is kind of girly #nohomo let’s rename it so it sounds manlier and make it just for the bros for the bros only

WHY DO MEN NEED TO REBRAND EVERYTHING TOUCHED BY WOMEN?
SIT DOWN AND EAT YOUR YOGURT AND SALAD AND DO YOUR YOGA

FOLLOW UP YOUR INTENSE BROGA SESSION WITH SOME BROGURT AND A BRAH-LAD

randompandemonium:

soprie:

actionables:

hmm, yoga is kind of girly #nohomo
let’s rename it so it sounds manlier and make it just for the bros
for the bros only

WHY DO MEN NEED TO REBRAND EVERYTHING TOUCHED BY WOMEN?

SIT DOWN AND EAT YOUR YOGURT AND SALAD AND DO YOUR YOGA

FOLLOW UP YOUR INTENSE BROGA SESSION WITH SOME BROGURT AND A BRAH-LAD

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mrjesseeisenberg:

"It’s probably important to remember that Mark is 19 when he does this. When Mark says, “I’m in” at the Porcellian, he means it. And he also means it when he says, “Do you see any of your code? No? Then you didn’t have anything to do with it.” He also means that. It’s what happens when you have never done business before. It’s happened to me, too. When I was 17, I agreed to write a screenplay with a good friend of mine, and then he went off to camp, and I wrote the whole thing. And I agreed to write it with him, but I also was right when I told him he didn’t write a word of it. And I’m still good friends with him, so I don’t want to say too much, but that’s kind of what Mark does. Mark makes a mistake, he makes a business mistake. It’s a youthful mistake. It just so happens that it turned into a $30 billion company; my script is probably lighting the fire in some agent’s assistant’s house somewhere." Jesse Eisenberg, TSN Commentary

mrjesseeisenberg:

"It’s probably important to remember that Mark is 19 when he does this. When Mark says, “I’m in” at the Porcellian, he means it. And he also means it when he says, “Do you see any of your code? No? Then you didn’t have anything to do with it.” He also means that. It’s what happens when you have never done business before. It’s happened to me, too. When I was 17, I agreed to write a screenplay with a good friend of mine, and then he went off to camp, and I wrote the whole thing. And I agreed to write it with him, but I also was right when I told him he didn’t write a word of it. And I’m still good friends with him, so I don’t want to say too much, but that’s kind of what Mark does. Mark makes a mistake, he makes a business mistake. It’s a youthful mistake. It just so happens that it turned into a $30 billion company; my script is probably lighting the fire in some agent’s assistant’s house somewhere." Jesse Eisenberg, TSN Commentary

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duhdoydorothy:

i feel like mindy kaling is always giving amazing “showin up at ex boyfriend’s wedding lookin flawless” looks

duhdoydorothy:

i feel like mindy kaling is always giving amazing “showin up at ex boyfriend’s wedding lookin flawless” looks

(Source: city-bright, via wasarahbi)

My idea of rich is that you can buy every book you ever want without looking at the price and you’re never around assholes. That’s the two things to really fight for in life.

—John Waters (via mrgolightly)

(Source: marion--crane, via wasarahbi)

The real Larry Summers called the film’s portrayal of his meeting with the Winkelvoss twins “fairly accurate”. He went on to say “I’ve heard it said that I can be arrogant. If that’s true, I surely was on that occasion. One of the things you learn as a college president is that if an undergraduate is wearing a tie and jacket on Thursday afternoon at three o’clock, there are two possibilities. One is that they’re looking for a job and have an interview; the other is that they are an asshole. This was the latter case. Rarely, have I encountered such swagger, and I tried to respond in kind.” 

- Trivia from The Social Network IMDB

(Source: charliekellies, via wasarahbi)

Anonymous asked: Re: your "rule about naked people" -- How about people who take nude photos of themselves not be stupid and use storage devices that can be hacked, like cloud storage (or take any risks close to that)? Just HOW much personal responsibility does your generation need to shed before you get it through your thick skulls that it only costs $20 for a decent external hard drive these days? :|

fishingboatproceeds:

"The lock on your diary wasn’t very good, so it’s your fault I read your diary."

wedidthetimewarpagain:

she wears short skirts

i wear nothing because i am the disembodied incorporeal form

she’s a flapper

i am the eyes of T. J. Eckelburg

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